Son....What are you watching?.....Is that porn? Oh my!.....Oh goodness no! It couldn`t be!.......But......How?.....Where did you find that video? Yes son, that`s right......That`s your mummy. Let me explain....I was so young, I had no money. Your ****** would me if he found out about that video. What?.......You want me to what?.......Do a sexy strip tease for you or else your going to tell him?!?!?!